Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
Funny sms Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week...
View Article1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they
Funny SMS 1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr socha Shayed ye b Koi Khane wali Cheez hai. Jb wo Tissue Paper utha kr Mounh mei...
View ArticleMiss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Jokes SMS Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey? Student: shaadi. Miss: mera matlab hai kya bano gey? Student: dulha. Miss: i mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey? Student: dulhan. Miss: IDIOT mera matlab...
View ArticleJo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen
Jokes SMS 1) POLICE MAN Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se, 2) MOCHI me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri, 3) TEACHER Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun, 4) OFFICER Me office...
View ArticleLove before Marriage
Funny SMS *Love before Marriage* Janu…. Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi… :-*:-* *Love after Marriage* Lay fair… Ajj tu nahi ya main nahi.:-@ The post Love before Marriage appeared first on...
View ArticleDulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon
Husband wife sms Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon Dulhan: Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Hamaray Sitaray Miltay Hain To Kartoot Bhi Zaror Milty Hongay *-.-* The post Dulha:...
View Articlesadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain
Funny sms sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain Siwaye,… . . . . . . . . . . us bala k jo nikah mein ap k galy parti hy The post sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain appeared first on Funny Jokes...
View ArticleInteresting lines from a Husband’s diary
Husband Wife sms **Interesting lines** “From a Husband’s diary” ” Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car &...
View ArticleLove Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar
Husband wife sms Love Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar: Paani Pelao Bivi paani lenay gae, Shohar ko neend aa gae Bivi Saari raat paani ka glass pakray khari rahi Subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kr...
View ArticleHusband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy?
Husband Wife sms Husband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy? Wife: kisi ko apny control mein kr k apni marzi k kaam karwana. Husband: chal Jhooti usy to “Shadi” kehty hain. The post Husband: Hypnotize karna...
View ArticleA Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage
Jokes sms Chinese Couple: A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them? They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua” The post A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got...
View ArticleBiwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai
Husband Wife sms Biwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai. Aap usy rokte Q nahi? Husband: Main Q roku? us ne mujhe roka tha kya mare Shadi kay Waqt The post Biwi: Suniye ji,...
View ArticleDimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.
Funny sms Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai. Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai. Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak “SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D The post Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem...
View ArticleDimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.
Funny sms Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai. Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai. Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak “SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D The post Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem...
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Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena
Funny sms urdu Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena q k agle saal kia pata govt. Is k lye b exam lene ka soch le “MET” (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST) by NTS The post Agar apki shadi nahi hui to...
View ArticleLarki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye
Jokes sms Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye Baba : Ghar chali ja beti… Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni krta. No wife Happy Life Incoming search terms:shadi jokes in urduThe...
View ArticleThere are many brave people who always want to fight
Shadi sms There are many brave people who always want to fight and be Adventurous. Some choose the ARMY & retire soon Others get MARRIED & fight till Death;-) Incoming search terms:sheikh jokes...
View ArticleAik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye
Funny sms Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye. Chawal k sath Full Roast Murgha bhi rakha giya. Molvi ne dekha k murgha Pathan ki taraf tha aur chawal Molvi ki taraf…tu us ne Tray ghuma kr...
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Funny sms: Kabhi dukhi ho to apni shadi ki
Best Funny sms urdu Incoming search terms:yhs-per_003funny pic smsbeti ki shadi shayariComedy scripts heer ranjha in urdu for school partyfunny jokes in urdu of pathan 2011funny sms shadi hazratislamic...
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